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:: December 2005 :: 12.05.05 :: Is there a mutiny in the house? 12.07.05 :: Time to wake up! 12.09.05 :: A pirate with no booty? 12.12.05 :: Do you smell something? 12.14.05 :: A Plea to the Common Pirate 12.16.05 :: Who Needs the Galactic Bus! 12.19.05 :: 2 Weeks Notice? 12.21.05 :: UFO Driving Lessons? 12.23.05 :: A True Friend to the End 12.26.05 :: Big Yellow Transport! 12.28.05 :: Swimming Lessons? 12.30.05 :: Shut Down and Reboot 01.02.06 :: Shiver Me Timbers! 01.04.06 :: Tech Support 01.06.06 :: Let's Make a Deal 01.09.06 :: What is the Proper Protocol? 01.11.06 :: Pirate's Don't Swim 01.13.06 :: An Interstellar Accident 01.16.06 :: When Sharks Attack! 01.17.06 :: Lost at Sea! 01.18.06 :: Bosom Buddies! 01.19.06 :: Is it a Bird? Is it a Plane? 01.20.06 :: PIRATE MEETS ALIEN! 01.23.06 :: Aliens in France? 01.25.06 :: Aliens hate John Tesh Too? 01.27.06 :: Can I wear your hat? 01.30.06 :: Hostile Takeover! 02.01.06 :: Introductions: Alien Meets Pirate 02.03.06 :: Introductions: Pirate Meets Alien 02.06.06 :: Introductions: Alien Meets Bartholomew 02.08.06 :: Ol' Back Beard 02.10.06 :: I see London I see France 02.13.06 :: Take Your Vitamins 02.15.06 :: Wee Pirate Folk 02.17.06 :: It's Pirate Party Time! 02.20.06 :: How to Impress a Pirate 02.22.06 :: Pirate's Don't Smell PURTY! 02.24.06 :: Return of the Sea Cow! 02.27.06 :: Got Pirate? 03.01.06 :: A Parting of Ways? 03.03.06 :: Let Loose the Dogs of War!!! 03.06.06 :: Bodily Waste Ejection Unit? 03.08.06 :: Who needs to go Potty? 03.10.06 :: Lucky Shot! 03.13.06 :: Going Down With The Ship 03.15.06 :: Crash Landing In Progress! 03.17.06 :: Kiss Your Arse G'bye! 03.20.06 :: Crash Landing!!! 03.22.06 :: COOL!!! 03.24.06 :: Be Cool 03.27.06 :: Worship Thy Pirate 03.29.06 :: There's a God A Coming! 03.31.06 :: The Harder They Fall 04.03.06 :: No Big Deal 04.05.06 :: Whiney the Pirate 04.07.06 :: Yer What-What? 04.10.06 :: BEE-OOP! BEE-OOP! 04.12.06 :: Power Walking 04.14.06 :: Flys on the Wall 04.17.06 :: 2 Dorks on the Line 04.19.06 :: Starbucks and GROG! 04.21.06 :: Stoning a Starbucks 04.24.06 :: Introducing The New Guy... 04.26.06 :: Super Mister Barnacle Ass 04.28.06 :: Scary Coffee Dude 05.01.06 :: Scary Coffee Dude Part 2 05.03.06 :: Scary Coffee Dude Part 3 05.05.06 :: Don't Forget's Me Grog! 05.08.06 :: SHANGHAII!!! 05.10.06 :: Need More Sugar... 05.12.06 :: Sugar Shock! 05.15.06 :: Shanghai Surprise!!! 05.17.06 :: The Way Alien Rolls 05.19.06 :: Alien Name Game 05.22.06 :: Keep 'Em Coming! 05.24.06 :: Puppy Dog Eyes 05.26.06 :: Closing Time 05.29.06 :: It's Mutiny Time? 05.31.06 :: Pirate Lingo Lesson 06.02.06 :: Where The Magic Happens 06.05.06 :: 1...2...3. Not It! 06.07.06 :: Do Birds Snore? 06.09.06 :: Light A Match 06.12.06 :: TV Time! 06.14.06 :: TV ZOMBIES! 06.16.06 :: You Killed TV! 06.19.06 :: A Star is Born 06.21.06 :: The Circle of Life 06.23.06 :: Ant Vs. Human 06.26.06 :: Pimp My Pirate 06.28.06 :: We Are All Made of Stars 06.30.06 :: Let's All Go To The DMV!!! 07.03.06 :: SOUL CRUSHER! 07.05.06 :: Fire in the DMV 07.07.06 :: Next!!! 07.10.06 :: There's No Joking at the DMV 07.12.06 :: Making the Grade 07.14.06 :: The Pirate Way 07.17.06 :: The Milk Man 07.19.06 :: Fat, Bald, Nerdboy! 07.21.06 :: Pumping Iron 07.24.06 :: Workout Time 07.26.06 :: Protein Power! 07.28.06 :: Strong Man 6000 07.31.06 :: Busted! 08.02.06 :: Or Else! 08.04.06 :: Burn Burn! 08.07.06 :: Fun with Wigs 08.09.06 :: Little White Lie 08.11.06 :: Bartholomew Want A Cracker? 08.14.06 :: For him to Poop on 08.16.06 :: A Mystery is Born 08.18.06 :: Bird Poop Files 08.21.06 :: Kanunga Nabunga! 08.23.06 :: That's a Wrap 08.25.06 :: A Star is Born? 08.28.06 :: A Star is Born? - Part 2 08.30.06 :: A Star is Born? - Part 3 09.01.06 :: One be the Lonliest Number 09.04.06 :: Labor Day 09.06.06 :: Freaky Cool Experiment 09.08.06 :: Coffee Snob 09.11.06 :: Clowns are the New Pirates? 09.13.06 :: Must Kill Clowns! 09.15.06 :: Strike A Pose 09.18.06 :: Dog Day Afternoon 09.19.06 :: Talk Like A Pirate Day!!! 09.20.06 :: Death To Clown! 09.22.06 :: Ebony and Ivory 09.25.06 :: Puppy Dog Eyes 09.29.06 :: Guest Strip : Ian Smith 10.02.06 :: Guest Strip : Joe Dunn 10.03.06 :: Guest Strip : Bryan Chojnowski 10.04.06 :: Guest Strip : Steve Napierski 10.05.06 :: Guest Strip : Scott Saavedra 10.06.06 :: Thirst Quencher 10.09.06 :: Guest Strip : Ali Graham 10.10.06 :: Guest Strip : Jon Hastings 10.11.06 :: Guest Strip : Ryan Sias 10.12.06 :: Guest Strip : Mike Maihack 10.13.06 :: Land Ho! 10.16.06 :: Guest Strip : Gordon McAlpin 10.17.06 :: Guest Strip : David Malki 10.18.06 :: Guest Strip : Zach VandeZande 10.19.06 :: Guest Strip : Devon Devereaux 10.20.06 :: Guest Strip : Alex Affonso 10.23.06 :: Guest Strip : Chris Shadoian 10.24.06 :: Guest Strip : Derek Hunter 10.25.06 :: Guest Strip : Paul Friedrich 1 10.26.06 :: Guest Strip : Paul Friedrich 2 10.27.06 :: Guest Strip : Paul Friedrich 3 10.30.06 :: All Hollow's Eve-Eve 11.01.06 :: For him to Poop in 11.03.06 :: Pirate Hide 'N Seek 11.06.06 :: Eating for 2? 11.08.06 :: Clowns are gay? 11.10.06 :: Ditch the Clown! 11.13.06 :: The point of No Return? 11.15.06 :: Down and Out! 11.17.06 :: The Long Goodbye 11.20.06 :: Peace and Quiet 11.22.06 :: Death Time for Clowny! 11.24.06 :: Let It All Hang Out 11.27.06 :: The Grudge 11.29.06 :: Village People Sleepover 12.01.06 :: A New Friend? 12.04.06 :: Pirate in Love 12.06.06 :: Pirate on the Prowl 12.08.06 :: Bad Pirate, Bad! 12.11.06 :: Responsibility 12.13.06 :: Stand back! 12.15.06 :: Wow, 5 bucks! 12.18.06 :: Big Boss Man 12.20.06 :: Partners! 12.22.06 :: Duty Calls! 12.25.06 :: Merry X-mas!!! 12.27.06 :: The Name Game 12.29.06 :: Kinky's Kleenin' Korner 01.01.07 :: Happy New Years! 01.03.07 :: Ancient Blimduvian Secret 01.05.07 :: Honor Guard! 01.08.07 :: Ol' Salty Dog 01.10.07 :: Olive! 01.12.07 :: Renovations 01.15.07 :: Happiness is... 01.17.07 :: Ooh a Penny! 01.22.07 :: Bath Time 01.24.07 :: Spooky Lights 01.26.07 :: Spooky Chick 01.29.07 :: Life Or Death 01.31.07 :: Surly and the Newbie 02.02.07 :: Deal or No Deal 02.05.07 :: Popcorn, Anyone? 02.07.07 :: Crap On A Cracker! 02.09.07 :: Keep This Under Your Hat 02.12.07 :: I Love It When A Plan Comes Together 02.14.07 :: Date Night 02.16.07 :: Never Let Them See You Sweat 02.19.07 :: Dealies 02.21.07 :: Mind Control? 02.23.07 :: Tacos and Trampolines 02.26.07 :: Stinky Cheese 02.28.07 :: Let's Make A Deal 03.01.07 :: MEAD!!! 03.04.07 :: BIG PETE! 03.05.07 :: Nude Jobs 03.09.07 :: A Party 03.12.07 :: Good things Come in 3 03.14.07 :: Fight Fire With Fire 03.16.07 :: Evil Doings 03.19.07 :: Let The Party Begin 03.21.07 :: Beeny Weenies 03.23.07 :: Party Mingling 03.26.07 :: Meet The Tsu's 03.28.07 :: A Ninja!!! 03.30.07 :: Pirate Vs. Ninja 04.02.07 :: Death From Above 04.04.07 :: Death By Permanent Press 04.06.07 :: Pirate Vs. Ninja Vs. Eskimo? 04.09.07 :: A Coming Together 04.11.07 :: Pirate is as Pirate Does 04.13.07 :: Party Foul 04.16.07 :: This Party's Over 04.18.07 :: EEEK!!! A SPIDER! 04.20.07 :: How Not To Kill a Spider 04.23.07 :: Earthers? 04.25.07 :: Telecommute 04.27.07 :: Sailor's Delight? 04.30.07 :: Diving Lessons 05.02.07 :: Danger Crabs! 05.04.07 :: Danger Crabs! Part 2 05.07.07 :: The Emperor Has No Clothes 05.09.07 :: Nudist Alien? 05.11.07 :: Colombo 05.14.07 :: What Not To Wear 05.16.07 :: Business In front, Party in the Back 05.18.07 :: Pimp Daddy 05.21.07 :: Bad cop, Bad cop 05.23.07 :: The Shoe Trap 05.25.07 :: The Direct Approach 05.30.07 :: Time for Help 06.01.07 :: Hammer Pants 06.04.07 :: Shopping Spree 06.06.07 :: Fitting Room 06.08.07 :: An Escape Plan? 06.11.07 :: Customer Service 06.13.07 :: No More Mr. Nice Guy 06.15.07 :: Sharp Dressed Man 06.18.07 :: Yes Man 06.20.07 :: League of Extraordinary Gentleman 06.22.07 :: Yes or No 06.25.07 :: Magical Ninja Power? 06.27.07 :: Trading Places 06.29.07 :: Creeping Me Out 07.02.07 :: Pet Rock 07.04.07 :: 4th of July! 07.06.07 :: Did Someone Say Terrorist? 07.09.07 :: Wiretap This! 07.11.07 :: G.I. Joe 07.13.07 :: Interrogation 07.23.07 :: Gitmo Road Trip 07.25.07 :: The Deadly Plan 07.27.07 :: Trucker Hats 07.30.07 :: All I got at Gitmo was this Lousy Shirt 08.01.07 :: The Man With The Plan 08.03.07 :: Not My Problem 08.06.07 :: Friendship Day 08.08.07 :: Shanghai Surprise! 08.10.07 :: A Hard Bargain 08.13.07 :: Captain Cruise 08.15.07 :: Figurehead 08.17.07 :: I Be A Pretty Pirate 08.27.07 :: Guest Strip :: Bryan Chojnowski 08.29.07 :: Guest Strip :: Ali Graham 08.31.07 :: Guest Strip :: Ray Friesen 09.17.07 :: Guest Strip :: Benoit Dubois 09.19.07 :: Water Noodle or Die! 09.24.07 :: ODDJOB :: Moe In Space #1 09.26.07 :: ODDJOB :: Moe In Space #2 09.28.07 :: ODDJOB :: Moe In Space #3 10.03.07 :: ODDJOB :: Moe In Space #4 10.14.07 :: What's a PLOG? 10.22.07 :: Not All Who Wander Are Lost 10.31.07 :: The Story of Scabby Jack 11.05.07 :: Mud Slinging 11.21.07 :: Turkey Day! 12.11.07 :: A Weekend In The Country

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